Sunday, April 11, 2010

The Rule of KISS

Keep it simple, stupid

it's time to simplify things. The Constitution is a page and a half on purpose.


not we your gov't nannies

First simple exercise:


Release the Americans in 24 hrs

In 24.00.01 hrs, bomb some Iranian palaces

Afghanistan and Iraq: We wasted enough of our people and resourses. We are leaving. Settle your differences, we are out. ps: Kill each other all you want. However, if you threaten us or our REAL friends, we'll just obliterate you again. (See Iran in 24.00.02 hours)

Our soldiers will be redeployed to our borders. If you enter other than at the legal crossings, they are ordered to shoot.

Pakistan: Turn over Bin Laden in 36 hrs. See above

N Korea: If you are too stupid after you see above, well, goodbye.

You don't work, you don't eat. No more minimum wage. Period.

Your rights end at the rights of those you seek to take from. After that, these are privileges you might receive (you are entitled to nothing than basic rights)

The Bill of Rights refers to individuals. States and gov'ts and special interest groups have NO rights. Only individuals. These rights end where they infringe on the rights of others. Life's not fair. Deal with it.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009



1. You refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, a $5,000 rocket launcher and cases of ammo for both, but no shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your pants.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.
10. You've got a crush on your neighbor's goat

Thursday, October 1, 2009

A Crash Course in Mid-East History

Even those who aren't particularly sympathetic to Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu, could get a good measure of satisfaction from this interview with British Television during the retaliation against Hamas' shelling of Israel.The interviewer asked him: "How come so many more Palestinians have been killed in this conflict than Israelis?" (A nasty question if there ever was one!)

Netanyahu: "Are you sure that you want to start asking in that direction?"

Interviewer: (Falling into the trap) Why not?

Netanyahu: "Because in World War II more Germans were killed than Britishand Americans combined, but there is no doubt in anyone's mind that the warwas caused by Germany's aggression. And in response to the German blitz onLondon, the British wiped out the entire city of Dresden, burning to deathmore German civilians than the number of people killed in Hiroshima.Moreover, I could remind you that in 1944, when the R.A.F. tried to bomb theGestapo Headquarters in Copenhagen, some of the bombs missed their targetand fell on a Danish children's hospital, killing 83 little children. Perhaps you have another question?"

Apparently, Benjamin Netanyahu gave another interview and was asked about Israel's occupation of Arab lands. His response was, "It's our land". The reporter (CNN or the like) was stunned - read below "It's our land..." It's important information since we don't get fair and accurate reporting from the media and facts tend to get lost in the jumble of daily events.

"Crash Course on the Arab-Israeli Conflict." Here are overlooked facts in the current & past Middle East situation.

These were compiled by a Christian university professor: BRIEF FACTS ON THE ISRAELI CONFLICT TODAY..

(It takes just 1.5 minutes toread!) It makes sense and it's not slanted. Jew and non-Jew -- it doesn't matter.
1. Nationhood and Jerusalem: Israel became a nation in 1312 BC, two thousand (2000) years before the rise of Islam.
2. Arab refugees in Israel began identifying themselves as part of a Palestinian people in 1967, two decades after the establishment of the modern State of Israel.
3. Since the Jewish conquest in 1272 BC, the Jews have had dominion over theland for one thousand (1000) years with a continuous presence in the land for the past 3,300 years.
4. The only Arab dominion since the conquest in 635 lasted no more than 22years.
5. For over 3,300 years, Jerusalem has been the Jewish capital. Jerusalem has never been the capital of any Arab or Muslim entity. Even when the Jordanians occupied Jerusalem, they never sought to make it their capital, and Arab leadersdid not come to visit.
6. Jerusalem is mentioned over 700 times in Tanach, the Jewish HolyScriptures. Jerusalem is not mentioned once in the Koran.
7. King David founded the city of Jerusalem Mohammed never came to Jerusalem.
8. Jews pray facing Jerusalem. Muslims pray with their backs toward Jerusalem.
9. Arab and Jewish Refugees: in 1948 the Arab refugees were encouraged to leave Israel by Arab leaders promising to purge the land of Jews.Sixty-eight percent left (many in fear of retaliation by their own brethren,the Arabs), without ever seeing an Israeli soldier. The ones who stayed wereafforded the same peace, civility, and citizenship rights as everyone else.
10. The Jewish refugees were forced to flee from Arab lands due to Arab brutality, persecution and pogroms.
11. The number of Arab refugees who left Israel in 1948 is estimated to bearound 630,000. The number of Jewish refugees from Arab lands is estimatedto be the same.
12. Arab refugees were INTENTIONALLY not absorbed or integrated into theArab lands to which they fled, despite the vast Arab territory. Out of the 100,000,000 refugees since World War II, theirs is the only refugee group in the world that has never been absorbed or integrated into their own people'slands. Jewish refugees were completely absorbed into Israel, a country no larger than the state of New Jersey.
13. The Arab-Israeli Conflict: the Arabs are represented by eight separate nations, not including the Palestinians. There is only one Jewish nation.The Arab nations initiated all five wars and lost. Israel defended itself each time and won.
14. The PLO's Charter still calls for the destruction of the State ofIsrael. Israel has given the Palestinians most of the West Bank land, autonomy under the Palestinian Authority, and has supplied them.
15. Under Jordanian rule, Jewish holy sites were desecrated and the Jewswere denied access to places of worship. Under Israeli rule, all Muslim and Christian sites have been preserved and made accessible to people of allfaiths.
16. The UN Record on Israel and the Arabs: of the 175 Security Council resolutions passed before 1990, 97 were directed against Israel.
17. Of the 690 General Assembly resolutions voted on before 1990, 429 were directed against Israel.
18. The UN was silent while 58 Jerusalem synagogues were destroyed by the Jordanians.
19. The UN was silent while the Jordanians systematically desecrated the ancient Jewish cemetery on the Mount of Olives.
20. The UN was silent while the Jordanians enforced an apartheid-like apolicy of preventing Jews from visiting the Temple Mount and the Western Wall. These are incredible times. We have to ask what our role should be. What will we tell our grandchildren about what we did when there was a turning point in Jewish destiny, an opportunity to make a difference?

Thursday, September 10, 2009


My father-in-law, who I am lucky enough to know and love dearly, has the dubious honor of reading s0me of the victims of 9/11 at ground zero tomorrow.

I can't imagine anyone so deserving of such an honor... He has fought for America in his beliefs which only he need answer to.

I won't speak for or against his beliefs which I have no place nor the ability to jugdge, other than someone picked the right man not to be honored, but to honor all those lost, and then some.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Top 4 adult jokes of 2009

Fourth Place:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

Third Place:
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh..' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

Runner Up:
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the 20 pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh...she got fired too.

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal. ===============================================

Monday, September 7, 2009

another Day, another Czar

It seems Chairman Obama isn't finished with installing commies in every sector of or society against the Constitution which he uses as toilet paper.

Ron Bloom, the new Manufacturing Czar, is so reminiscent of the governmentcretins in "atlas shrugged", it's no longer funny.