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This Just In

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and DaughterThis one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the EditorialRoom and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before theeditor realized that what he was reading was impossible! They put in acorrection the next day. _____ I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysNo crap, really? Ya think?----------------------------------------------------------------------------Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! -----------------------------------------------------------Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! --------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so's!------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ----------------------------------------------------------War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last AwhileYa think?!----------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ----------------------------------------------------------------Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something!------------------------------------------------------------------------Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ----------------------------------------------------------Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge!---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?!----------------------------------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ------------------------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken?**************************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ***************************************************Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right?***************************************************

The Economy Is So Bad...

The Economy Is So Bad...

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package:GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel Six won't leave the light on. (Now, this is serious)The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigatedby the people who made $750 billion disappear.

obama family values

Isn't this special?

http://news.aol.com/health/article/twin-boys-have-different-fathers/490085?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl2link4http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Fhealth%2Farticle%2Ftwin-boys-have-different-fathers%2F490085

Erection Demolished

Theme park in China demolished before erection opened.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090518/ap_on_re_as/as_china_sex_park_demolished;_ylt=AiqEvTnTzD6WMXjmBx3stN8sQE4F

The Ultimate in Control

The Saudis, 10th century barbarians with 21st century technology, have developed the ultimate in personal control. And they wanted Germany to patent it! Get rid of undesirables at the push of a button. No muss. No fuss. And cleaning up is a breeze!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520331,00.html

Set Back????

This is a libel case brought by the English Chiropractic Assosciation against Simon Singh.

The hipocracy of the British court is that he needs to prove himself innocent rather than the burden of proof of his guilt


Coming to an American court near you very soon.

The English High Court has made a disappointing and illiberal ruling in this case. It is requiring Simon to show that the BCA acted with deliberate dishonesty in promoting chiropractic for various children's ailments (including asthma). This is because Simon used the word "bogus" in the original article.This is an undeniable setback.For further information, see: http://www.facebook.com/l/;http://jackofkent.blogspot.com/2009/05/bca-v-singh-astonishingly-illiberal.htmlPlease post messages of support on this group page. Simon reads and deeply appreciates each one.

Swine Flu Fallacy

More people die each year from influenza in the US than from this swine flu. Sure it's more of a problem in Mexico. Look at their healthcare system and sanitary conditions. It is NOT an epidemic. It has been shown NOT to be any more lethal than most strains. What it is is a diversion by the gov't and media from the real news, such as the the gov'ts budget, so they can get it past us all. It will be a problem if universal healthcare is enacted

Illegal alien on the loose in NY!!!!

Alert! APB!

spare no expense in capturing this fugative! keep our borders safe from this boundering felon!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/05/07/ap/strange/main4999723.shtml

Souter Announces Retirement

Another nail in the coffin if the last superpower of the 20th century.