Thursday, September 10, 2009


My father-in-law, who I am lucky enough to know and love dearly, has the dubious honor of reading s0me of the victims of 9/11 at ground zero tomorrow.

I can't imagine anyone so deserving of such an honor... He has fought for America in his beliefs which only he need answer to.

I won't speak for or against his beliefs which I have no place nor the ability to jugdge, other than someone picked the right man not to be honored, but to honor all those lost, and then some.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Top 4 adult jokes of 2009

Fourth Place:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

Third Place:
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh..' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

Runner Up:
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the 20 pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh...she got fired too.

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal. ===============================================

Monday, September 7, 2009

another Day, another Czar

It seems Chairman Obama isn't finished with installing commies in every sector of or society against the Constitution which he uses as toilet paper.

Ron Bloom, the new Manufacturing Czar, is so reminiscent of the governmentcretins in "atlas shrugged", it's no longer funny.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

What's good for the goose.....

I haven't been over "there" for quite some time, but I figured I would take a peek. It seems our old pal, JJGR is upset that Google does to him basically what he did to us:

and we read:

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Government Healthcare

How stoopid are the American people who still want to embrace this? It's a rhetorical question which will be explained to us with Obama's rhetoric next week.

After all, Republicans are "a-holes" (Van Jones)