Monday, January 12, 2009

Top 10 Reasons Leno iIs Better Than Letterman

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people butkeeps the building standing. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is nowbeing called Wal Mart Street. - Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. Thepigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW. - Jay Leno

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in LasVegasand an investment banker? A tie. - Jay Leno

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the leftside nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left. - Jay Leno

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show,if you get any e mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.Don't fall for it - Jay Leno

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favouritecandy bar. - Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is eventhicker. They had to include pictures. - Jay Leno9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners inSan Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors,General Electric and Century 21. - Jay Leno

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of mycheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't knowwhetherthat refers to mine or the bank's. - Jay Leno


Schteveo said...

You're kidding right? Leno is such a fucking typical Mass-a-twos-hits / Hollyweird liberal.

Anonymous said...

He's still not as left as Lefterman