GEICO SUCKS

I have been paying in to GEICO for the past many years for my car, never had so much a parking ticket during this time, never made a claim. I needed roadside assistance today, which I pay for, was told they would be coming to help me in 1 1/2 hours. 3 dozen plus phone calls over 4 plus hours and they never came. After which I had to push my car through Manhattan for 1 1/2 miles today. I had to send my young daughter home in a cab by herself for the first time today. They lied to me over and over and over again on the phone that they were sending someone. Eventually, someone called trying to gouge me saying I would have to leave the car with him and he would have to order parts. Order parts? He didn't even see what was wrong with the car. I hope that Gecko dies a miserable and painful death!

He inhaled

I guess Obama has the power to summon anyone. Here is a group who can score better drugs for him than his old connections.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0409/The_Dead_reunite__again.html

A legend dies. What was behind the Green Door?

Was it a case of food poisoning? Bad meat in the can?

0.56% impure!

http://www.popeater.com/movies/article/marilyn-chambers-dead/425616?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl2link4http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2Fmovies%2Farticle%2Fmarilyn-chambers-dead%2F425616

What Open-Mindedness Is

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/04/openmindedness.html

what Obama believes

rumor has it Obama is going to church today for the 1st time since hee was elected.
so maybe we need to know what he believes in

As (Un)-American as Apple Pie

Doesn't this take the cake?

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/04/10/moms-apple-pie-illegal-at-pennsylvania-potlucks/?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl7link5http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walletpop.com%2Fblog%2F2009%2F04%2F10%2Fmoms-apple-pie-illegal-at-pennsylvania-potlucks%2F

Crooks & Liars

A link to what is so laughable if it wasn't insanity hiding as truth. msnbc is a sick, sick bunch

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/countdown-tea-parties-part-astroturf-movement

Put the Turkey Baster Away

I am losing my appetite.

http://food.aol.com/cat-cora-baby?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl4link4http%3A%2F%2Ffood.aol.com%2Fcat-cora-baby

Guess what's in the oven

Maybe it Should be Called "PIECE" Cereal

Peace cereal my ass.....I mean......oh, nevermind

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/02/ap/strange/main4914523.shtml

They're on the Job

Good thing the police are on hand in Detroit to stop this dangerous occurrance.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/04/ap/strange/main4919548.shtml

What say you, Spider?