Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Your Gift, Speakers on HIGH


A very Merry Christmas to my friends

1 comment:

My2Cents said...

And Merry XMas

> Wally's Wedding Night
> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25
> year old.
> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that
> after their wedding she and Wally should have separate
> bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged
> husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
> night together.
> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for
> bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure
> enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally,
> her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
> All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she
> prepares to go to sleep.
> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her
> bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for
> more
> "action".
> Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling.
> When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids
> her a fond goodnight and leaves.
> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it -
> Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh
> as
> a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once
> again they enjoy each other.
> But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says
> to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age
> you
> can perform so well and so often. You are truly a great
> lover, Wally."
> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
> You mean I was here already?"
> Moral of the story:
> Senior moments have their advantages.