> Wally's Wedding Night > > At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 > year old. > > Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that > after their wedding she and Wally should have separate > bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged > husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire > night together. > > After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for > bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure > enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, > her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. > All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she > prepares to go to sleep. > > After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her > bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for > more > "action". > > Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. > When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids > her a fond goodnight and leaves. > > She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - > Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh > as > a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once > again they enjoy each other. > > But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says > to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age > you > can perform so well and so often. You are truly a great > lover, Wally." > > Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: > You mean I was here already?" > > > Moral of the story: > Senior moments have their advantages. >
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> Wally's Wedding Night
>
> At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25
> year old.
>
> Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that
> after their wedding she and Wally should have separate
> bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged
> husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
> night together.
>
> After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for
> bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure
> enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally,
> her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
> All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she
> prepares to go to sleep.
>
> After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her
> bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for
> more
> "action".
>
> Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling.
> When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids
> her a fond goodnight and leaves.
>
> She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it -
> Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh
> as
> a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once
> again they enjoy each other.
>
> But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says
> to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age
> you
> can perform so well and so often. You are truly a great
> lover, Wally."
>
> Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
> You mean I was here already?"
>
>
> Moral of the story:
> Senior moments have their advantages.
>
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